most recent 30 from http://socialsounddesign.com 2013-06-19T07:14:28Z http://socialsounddesign.com/feeds/question/1247 http://www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/rdf http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if Colin Hart 2010-05-27T01:30:15Z 2013-02-02T21:44:46Z

<p>You are recording yourself typing right now.</p> <p>You've just destroyed an expensive piece of equipment during a session, but your ok with that because it sounded cool.</p> <p>You accidentally dropped a bottle of something and it broke, smashing everywhere, and the first thought through your head was "Man, I wish I had recorded that..."</p> <p>These are just a few off the top of my head... Let's start an amazing list!!!</p> <p><a href="http://www.shootfirst.co.uk/lightbulbs.htm" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://www.shootfirst.co.uk/lbmortencroc.jpg" alt="Shootfirst"></a></p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1249#1249 tim prebble 2010-05-27T01:54:12Z 2010-05-28T16:52:47Z

<p>... you make mental mix notes during real situations, for later reference</p> <p>eg i walked past a building/construction site a few years ago - they were pouring concrete into a second story floor space &amp; the whole thing collapsed. I distinctly remember the moment of peaceful silence after the collapsing sounds stopped, but before the shouting &amp; sirens started... (thankfully no one died)</p> <p>eg kissing a girl in a bar &amp; listening to see if the background music goes away/alters...</p> <p>eg walking along streets looking to people's feet &amp; trying to decide how well mixed their foley is...</p> <p>eg listening to distant impacts and trying to decide if anyone would let you cut sound FX so out of sync...</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1250#1250 tim prebble 2010-05-27T01:58:26Z 2010-05-27T01:58:26Z

<p>... you've ever been caught by normal human beings while recording sounds in odd ways</p> <p>eg I got caught stomping &amp; jumping on the roof of a car, late at night by a neighbour</p> <p>(it was a donated car &amp; I had mics inside, but how do you explain that easily?)</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1251#1251 Matt Cavanaugh 2010-05-27T02:22:35Z 2010-05-27T02:22:35Z

<p>... your friends and family call you before throwing stuff away because they know you'll be disappointed if it had noise-making potential and didn't let you know about it.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1252#1252 NoiseJockey 2010-05-27T03:37:14Z 2010-05-27T03:37:14Z

<p>...you keep your ear to the ground to check for cool LFE.</p> <p>...you are a good listener to everything except the content of what's being said. (That'd make you a production mixer, too, for the record.)</p> <p>...you wear your cans just to keep your hat from falling off.</p> <p>...your fists sound like whooshing bamboo during bar brawls.</p> <p>...when you move slowly or carefully, you pitch your voice down by an octave.</p> <p>...you're not happy to see her/him, that really <em>is</em> a boompole in your pocket.</p> <p>...back in Soviet Russia, the sounds recorded <em>you</em>! <code>&lt;/smirnoff&gt;</code></p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1253#1253 Miguel Isaza 2010-05-27T04:25:49Z 2010-05-27T07:18:31Z

<p>...you are in a serious moment talking with someone, you hear a weird sound in the background (like a crash or something). Your brain start thinking about the sound, and you think something like "oh my... I'd like to record that lovely noise!". When the lapse finishes, you realize that you stopped to listen the person in front of you and now you don't know what to say.</p> <p>...you're working building something with a drill, and it gets burned and you see sparks. You think oh, great sound! Press the trigger again and hear the sparks again. You go for your recorder, press record... and there no sparks anymore. Now you realize that your drill is broken and you can't continue with the initial plan.</p> <p>...you think about masking of different sounds in your environment, something like want to have faders for everything or a MUTE button to shut up your neighbors.</p> <p>...you're with someone, an airplane passes by, and you say something like: hey, did you hear that nice doppler, dude!?</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1257#1257 Utopia 2010-05-27T06:52:49Z 2011-09-02T19:09:18Z

<p>... You make your kids play out in the cold to get them sick so you can record their flegmy throats.</p> <p>... You wish there was an EQ knob on your mother in-law because when she's angry, that 2.5K zing in her voice is too harsh for you to listen to.</p> <p>... You have a road case for your wallet and another for your pencil.</p> <p>... You turn to your date in the movie theater while watching Titanic's most intimate scene and ask her "how did they mic Leo with a lapel when he's neck-high in water?"</p> <p>... You run up and stop a wedding as the minister says "you may now kiss the bride" to adjust the SM57 to be pointed more directly at the minister while he's at the podium.</p> <p>... You move someone you are having a casual conversation with to a different corner of the room so that there are better acoustics.</p> <p>... You tell your wife to stop chewing so loudly because you can't stand mouth noise.</p> <p>... You get in fights with teenagers at the movies to secure the middle of the theater because it's the "sweet spot"</p> <p>... You ask for your money back because the theater's right speaker was down .5 dB in the high-end.</p> <p>... Your license plate says "MS OR DIE"</p> <p>... Your dogs' names are "Pink Noise" and "1K".</p> <p>... Your bedroom and bathroom is lined with aurolex.</p> <p>... You try to hit the undo button after you made a mistake while you're filling out a doctor's information form.</p> <p>... You've measured your boss' yelling at you with an SPL meter.</p> <p>... Your doorbell ring is the Wilhelm Scream.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1261#1261 ianjpalmer 2010-05-27T08:37:11Z 2010-05-27T08:37:11Z

<p>You end recognizing sounds at 1K. My studio phone's button beeps are 1K, always makes me smile.</p> <p>You have famous sound effects as your ring tone/text alert on your phone. I love the strange looks I get from people when my phone (Wilhelm) screams when I get a text.</p> <p>Physically injure yourself because you just had to get the sound right. I found it impossible to find the right object to get the sound of someone falling down some stairs.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1264#1264 Andrew Spitz 2010-05-27T14:55:01Z 2010-05-27T14:55:01Z

<p>...you read this and giggle. </p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1266#1266 Joe Griffin 2010-05-27T15:59:05Z 2010-05-27T15:59:05Z

<p>You custom-make your 2-beeps at 900Hz instead of the default 1k because you think it sounds better that way.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1267#1267 Iain McGregor 2010-05-27T16:52:38Z 2010-05-28T16:54:18Z

<p>You close your eyes and just listen. No matter what you are doing.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1270#1270 Justin Pearson 2010-05-27T20:44:48Z 2010-05-28T16:38:45Z

<p>Great answers so far.</p> <p>-Your girlfriend knows the exact meaning of "the look" (which she often sees come from your face when traveling abroad) and she immediately says "you want to stop and record this don't you." You try to convince her that it is great for the soul to stop, sit quietly, and meditate on the sounds around you every once and awhile, while you whip out your pocket recorder and set levels. You record an ambience for five minutes and realize that if you go much longer, your relationship will be at risk.</p> <p>-You feel shame if you use a sound from the Hollywood Edge PE or Sound Ideas 6000 in your design.</p> <p>-When cooking, you go to pull a pair of tongs out of the kitchen gadget drawer. Instead of removing the near-burning food from the pan, you hold them up to your ears and imagine how you'd use them as a foley prop (as dinner gets ruined).</p> <p>-You've used more condoms for SM57 hydrophone experiments than their intended use.</p> <p>-You believe that it is important to record traffic in every city you visit. Because you honestly think that traffic in San Diego sounds different than traffic in Portland, and you want to tell the director that their ambiences are "completely authentic."</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1283#1283 E-Sound 2010-05-28T18:38:47Z 2010-05-29T00:08:43Z

<p>After your first car accident all you could talk about was how cool it sounded and how you wish you could have recorded it (and your second and third accident for that matter).</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1294#1294 Amar 2010-05-28T22:02:23Z 2010-05-29T06:07:40Z

<p>... you walk down the street thinking man the world has really good surround sound! </p> <p>... you find every formant region along your path and take a moment to hit it. Regardless if their anyone with you or not (same goes for cool reverb and echoes)</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1301#1301 ianjpalmer 2010-05-29T09:09:50Z 2010-05-29T09:09:50Z

<p>You make odd clicking sounds in rooms just to hear the reverb response. Cue more odd looks from normal people.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/1309#1309 Dom Lawrence 2010-05-30T21:33:40Z 2010-05-30T21:33:40Z

<p>....your willing to spend hours just for a 2sec sfx eg. your willing to go through the pain of defrosting your freezer just so you can collect all the ice and record lots of ice stabs and grinding. Just done it, wasn't fun but hugely rewarding...</p> <p>....you use a variation of "when someone opens a door on screen, I go out and record the sound of a door opening' analogy to explain what exactly it is you do as a job...</p> <p>....your often seen loitering around with a phone to your ear while your actually doing some stealthy recording with your 'unusually bulky looking ipod'...</p> <p>....you take advantage of your surroundings and feed blurays into your $$$ Genelec 5.1 system for 'research' purposes...</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/7624#7624 Andre Feldmann 2011-05-01T08:56:43Z 2011-05-01T08:56:43Z

<p>The DOP is freaking because the sun is setting and the light is disappearing and you say: "I don't care as long as it sounds good!"</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/7630#7630 g.a.harry 2011-05-01T18:18:53Z 2011-05-01T18:18:53Z

<p>... you buy your shoes according to how much noise they make when you walk.</p> <p>... you keep coins in your back pocket because those pockets move less than the front ones, and the coins make less noise back there. Even if you're not recording...</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/7635#7635 Shaun Farley 2011-05-02T02:12:18Z 2011-05-02T02:12:18Z

<p>...you've ever set up more than two mics for one sound source.</p> <p>...you've ever tried to explain the difference between room tone and ambience to someone.</p> <p>...you've ever worn earplugs and headphones simultaneously.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/7660#7660 Dave Matney 2011-05-02T19:48:59Z 2011-09-02T16:45:38Z

<p>... you have a long-standing arrangement with all your beer drinking friends to save their bottles because you can never have too many shatter sounds.</p> <p>... you have about 100 empty beer bottles in your garage just waiting for the moment their lives will come to a gloriously sweetened end.</p> <p>... you have your friends trained to report all unique sounds they hear to you. eg. someone runs out of the public restroom to find you simply to say "Oh my god, you have to hear the motor on that paper towel dispenser!"</p> <p>... you read the phrase "They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops..." and your internal soundtrack fills in the Wilhelm scream.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/8079#8079 MixingManiac 2011-05-19T21:09:51Z 2011-05-19T21:09:51Z

<p>You play a mental game with yourself guessing how many people, their size, if they have a dog, and their gender, based on sound information alone, have just passed behind you while sitting on a parkbench. (Also a good game at the beach.) </p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/8093#8093 James Bryant 2011-05-20T01:31:57Z 2011-05-20T02:58:12Z

<p>You go to an Indian restaurant and the thing that impresses you the most is how effectively the tapestries and ceiling hangings are minimizing reverberation in the space.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/8104#8104 Utopia 2011-05-20T16:51:57Z 2011-05-20T16:51:57Z

<p>Instead of buying your 2 year-old the usual Triangle, Square, Circle puzzle to play with,</p> <p>you give him the same toy but with XLR, BNC and TRS connectors.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/8213#8213 Olle Sjöström 2011-05-24T21:36:00Z 2011-05-24T21:36:00Z

<p>...you get mad if someone in a public space is making noises, cause you want to be able to hear the background. Like someone talking on the phone on a train... GAH</p> <p>...you're standing in a fully packed, insanely hot train with an H4n pointed to the speaker just to get the call of the next station, and you're still standing there with your arm in the air after 30 minutes of speaker silence</p> <p>...you're riding, and recording, a bike thinking your headphones will dampen the fall if you crash, but you won't crash cause that would ruin the recording</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/8215#8215 Burning Eye Creative 2011-05-25T01:49:46Z 2011-05-25T01:49:46Z

<p>You're in a basement just outside Joplin, MO as the tornado hits and you're cursing yourself because it's THE ONE TIME you didn't bring your field recorder!</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/8241#8241 SC Audio 2011-05-25T20:49:37Z 2011-05-25T20:49:37Z

<p>You go to a party, everyone has cameras and you bring a portable audio recorder. Everyone needs party sounds! Don't they?</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/8252#8252 Chris 2011-05-26T06:53:46Z 2011-05-26T06:53:46Z

<p>you're on the subway and you'd wish people would be quiet so you could hear the train approaching without voices in the background</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10086#10086 Rene 2011-09-02T19:27:39Z 2011-09-02T19:27:39Z

<p>...you've ever frozen contact mics or hydrophones</p> <p>...you plan an extra couple of hours into your road trip's drive time for amb recording</p> <p>...your wife is ok with that.</p> <p>...you'd bring the dog, except that you know she'll make noise</p> <p>...you agonize for weeks over a mic purchase</p> <p>...you build stuff to hide mics and recorders in</p> <p>...you've spent weekends just driving out into the countryside looking for stuff to record</p> <p>...the sound of thunder triggers a fast twitch mic setup response</p> <p>...you imagine how that thing you're hearing right now would look in izotope</p> <p>...you've ever hidden mics in your ears</p> <p>...you've ever had a cop ask you to pick up your gear and leave</p> <p>...your non-audio significant other can spot a 57 on TV a mile away</p> <p>...you go antiquing to look for cool sounding props</p> <p>...you imagine the sound of the destruction of the furniture left outside that guy's house up the street</p> <p>...screw it, you go and get that furniture and break it.</p> <p>...you never oil the hinges in your doors</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10109#10109 Stavrosound 2011-09-03T09:15:47Z 2011-09-03T09:15:47Z

<p>... because you habitually fill out the tip and total on a restaurant or bar bill written as timecode values instead of decimals.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10161#10161 Markus 2011-09-06T15:20:35Z 2011-09-06T15:20:35Z

<p>..you can't sleep because you think all night.. man, I should be up and record that owl.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10180#10180 gahoolecat 2011-09-07T20:34:03Z 2011-09-07T20:34:03Z

<p>1) You've returned home and had to remove condoms, gaff tape, a couple mic clips, and a few patch cables to get to your keys.</p> <p>2) You were puzzled by the shock of everyone around you as you pulled those items out of your pockets/bag.</p> <p>3) You grit your teeth every time you hear high frequency feedback.</p> <p>4) You've been questioned by campus authorities as to why you were hanging around a hallway dropping different pens for 2 hours.</p> <p>5) You build a soundscape in your head every morning on the bus because the engine sounds cool.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10304#10304 AshleyBest 2011-09-13T16:53:30Z 2011-09-13T16:53:30Z

<p>You have mastered the art of not breathing for as long as the red light is on. </p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10348#10348 Utopia 2011-09-15T06:12:00Z 2011-09-15T06:12:00Z

<p>... you laugh at the joke:</p> <p>"There is so much comb filtering in here I can part my hair."</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10515#10515 Stavrosound 2011-09-25T02:35:25Z 2011-09-25T02:35:25Z

<p>... roomtone is the absolute highlight of your vacation hotel stay.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/10517#10517 theodorejordan 2011-09-25T05:31:01Z 2011-09-25T05:31:01Z

<p>...you bring your D50 and a 1/8" minijack adapter to your unborn baby's ultrasound checkups to record the heartbeat in 24/96... more than once. </p> <p>Guilty as charged. :)</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/11511#11511 Utopia 2011-11-22T02:46:51Z 2013-01-28T06:42:58Z

<p>... you have more than 6 answers in this thread.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/11514#11514 Eric Baca 2011-11-22T10:18:13Z 2011-11-22T10:18:13Z

<p>You sit on the toilet and reflect about its shape and volume and wonder what is its resonance frequency? </p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/11520#11520 Jinksi 2011-11-22T23:06:55Z 2011-11-22T23:06:55Z

<p>...your sms message tone is the Wilhelm Scream.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/12840#12840 Utopia 2012-03-01T06:25:07Z 2012-03-01T06:25:07Z

<p>... you correct children playing with toy lightsabers that the sound they are making with their lips while they swing is not the proper pitch and the doppler effect could be better.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/12867#12867 Utopia 2012-03-02T00:55:19Z 2012-03-02T00:55:19Z

<p>You ask your wife (girlfriend, sister, ... mom...) to teach you how to walk in high heels to deliver better foley tracks.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/13123#13123 tim prebble 2012-03-20T19:31:06Z 2012-03-20T19:31:06Z

<p>You can put your headphones on with one hand</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/13124#13124 Taco Drijfhout 2012-03-20T21:23:33Z 2012-03-20T21:23:33Z

<p>You ever, on purpose, stood on your cat's tail with a cadiod pointing at his head to finish up your night ambience</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/13141#13141 Iain McGregor 2012-03-21T18:04:54Z 2012-03-21T18:04:54Z

<p>Your car numberplate ends with the letters OMF and you know what it means.</p> <p>It is sad to say that mine really does end in OMF, a friend has DAE.</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/13156#13156 George V. 2012-03-22T06:25:51Z 2012-03-22T06:25:51Z

<p>You wish people's voice was de-essed.</p> <p>You cringe when you hear mic rumble.</p> <p>You end up with 3 hours of recording when you only needed that bird.</p> <p>You find out the road is nowhere to be found (and your car for that matter).</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/17842#17842 Stavrosound 2013-01-27T23:54:50Z 2013-01-27T23:54:50Z

<p>You know how long it takes for an overhead jet to 'clear'</p> <p>(something like 45-55 sec, or about 1:30-1:47 if they're flying low and there's no obstructions to baffle it)</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/17845#17845 Fred Riding 2013-01-28T11:38:46Z 2013-01-28T11:38:46Z

<p>A few nights ago at a big train station in London, this VERY loud alarm started pulsing, followed by an automated message.</p> <p>instead of worrying/finding an exit....I got my recorder out :)</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/17900#17900 Aditya J. Yadav 2013-01-31T19:53:37Z 2013-01-31T19:53:37Z

<p>your car crashes down a cliff AND you have a recorder on AND you have practically broken all your bones, the first thing you say is, "I hope that didn't clip!"</p>

http://socialsounddesign.com/questions/1247/you-might-be-a-sound-recordist-if/17950#17950 Itseemstobeme 2013-02-02T21:44:46Z 2013-02-02T21:44:46Z

<p>..you get cought by roommates being in wardrobe full of blankets, tearing apart books</p> <p>..you wish you sometimes had self-built de-esser </p>