...you keep your ear to the ground to check for cool LFE.
...you are a good listener to everything except the content of what's being said. (That'd make you a production mixer, too, for the record.)
...you wear your cans just to keep your hat from falling off.
...your fists sound like whooshing bamboo during bar brawls.
...when you move slowly or carefully, you pitch your voice down by an octave.
...you're not happy to see her/him, that really is a boompole in your pocket.
...back in Soviet Russia, the sounds recorded you!