... You make your kids play out in the cold to get them sick so you can record their flegmy throats.

... You wish there was an EQ knob on your mother in-law because when she's angry, that 2.5K zing in her voice is too harsh for you to listen to.

... You have a road case for your wallet and another for your pencil.

... You turn to your date in the movie theater while watching Titanic's most intimate scene and ask her "how did they mic Leo with a lapel when he's neck-high in water?"

... You run up and stop a wedding vow as the minister says "you may now kiss the bride" to adjust the SM57 to be pointed more directly at the minister while he's at the podium.

... You move someone you are having a casual conversation with to a different corner of the room so that there are better acoustics.

... You tell your wife to stop chewing so loudly because you can't stand mouth noise.

... You get in fights with teenagers at the movies to secure the middle of the theater because it's the "sweet spot"

... You ask for your money back because the theater's right speaker was down .5 dB in the high-end.

... Your license plate says "MS OR DIE"

... Your dogs' names are "Pink Noise" and "1K".

... Your bedroom and bathroom is lined with aurolex.

... You try to hit the undo button after you made a mistake while you're filling out a doctor's information form.

... You've measured your boss' yelling at you with an SPL meter.

... Your doorbell ring is the Wilhelm Scream.

... You make your kids play out in the cold to get them sick so you can record their flegmy throats.

... You look for wish there was an EQ knob on your mother in-law because when she's angry, that 2.5K zing in her voice is too harsh for you to listen to.

... You have a road case for your wallet and another for your pencil.

... You turn to your date in the movie theater while watching Titanic Titanic's most intimate scene and ask her "why how did they mic Leo with a lapel when he's neck-high in water?"

... You stop a wedding vow as the minister says "you may now kiss the bride" to adjust the SM57 to be pointed more directly at the minister while he's at the podium.

... You constantly are being stopped at the airport security check because you have 10 mics and a portable recorder in your backpack.

... You move someone you are having a casual conversation with to a different corner of the room so that there is are better acoustics.

... You tell your wife to stop chewing so loudly because you can't stand mouth noise.

... You get in fights with teenagers at the movies to secure the middle of the theater because it's the "sweet spot"

... You ask for your money back because the theater's right speaker was down .5 dB in the high-end.

... Your license plate says "MS OR DIE"

... Your kid's dogs' names are "Pink Noise" and "1K".

... You leave the beach because "you can't take the tape hiss"

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... Your bedroom and bathroom is lined with aurolex.

... You try to hit the undo button after you made a mistake while you're filling out a doctor's information form.

... You mic your infant with a wireless lapel and record him 24/7 onto a Nagra because "you can't miss his first words".

... Your set up You've measured your alarm clock beeps in surround.

... You're boss' yelling at a board meeting and the CEO just finished chewing you out for not selling enough Ke$ha records and all the time you're looking at a Radio Shack with an SPL meterand your only reply to him is "Wow, you hit 110 dB!".

... Your doorbell ring is the Wilhelm Scream.

... You make your kids play out in the cold to get them sick so you can record their flegmy throats.

... You look for an EQ knob on your mother in-law because when she's angry that 2.5K is too harsh for you.

... You have a road case for your wallet and another for your pencil.

... You turn to your date in the movie theater while watching Titanic and ask her "why did they mic Leo with a lapel when he's neck-high in water?"

... You stop a wedding vow as the minister says "you may now kiss the bride" to adjust the SM57 to be pointed more directly at the minister while he's at the podium.

... You constantly are being stopped at the airport security check because you have 10 mics and a portable recorder in your backpack.

... You move someone you are having a casual conversation with to a different corner of the room so there is better acoustics.

... You tell your wife to stop chewing so loudly because you can't stand mouth noise.

... You get in fights with teenagers at the movies to secure the middle of the theater because it's the "sweet spot"

... You ask for your money back because the theater's right speaker was down .5 dB in the high-end.

... Your license plate says "MS OR DIE"

... Your kid's names are "Pink Noise" and "1K".

... You leave the beach because "you can't take the tape hiss".

... Your bedroom and bathroom is lined with aurolex.

... You try to hit the undo button after you made a mistake while you're filling out a doctor's information form.

... You mic your infant with a wireless lapel and record him 24/7 onto a Nagra because "you can't miss his first words".

... Your set up your alarm clock beeps in surround.

... You're at a board meeting and the CEO just finished chewing you out for not selling enough Ke$ha records and all the time you're looking at a Radio Shack SPL meter and your only reply to him is "Wow, you hit 110 dB!"

... Your doorbell ring is the Wilhelm Scream.

... You make your kids play out in the cold to get them sick so you can record their flegmy throats.

... You look for an EQ knob on your mother in-law because when she's angry that 2.5K is too harsh for you.

... You have a road case for your wallet and another for your pencil.

... You turn to your date in the movie theater while watching Titanic and ask her "why did they mic Leo with a lapel when he's neck-high in water?"

... You stop a wedding vow as the minister says "you may now kiss the bride" to adjust the SM57 to be pointed more directly at the minister while he's at the podium.

... You constantly are being stopped at the airport security check because you have 10 mics and a portable recorder in your backpack.

... You move someone you are having a casual conversation with to a different corner of the room so there is better acoustics.

... You tell your wife to stop chewing so loudly because you can't stand mouth noise.

... You get in fights with teenagers at the movies to secure the middle of the theater because it's the "sweet spot"

... You ask for your money back because the theater's right speaker was down .5 dB in the high-end.

... Your license plate says "MS OR DIE"

... Your kid's names are "Pink Noise" and "1K".

... You leave the beach because "you can't take the tape hiss".

... Your bedroom and bathroom is lined with aurolex.

... You try to hit the undo button after you made a mistake while you're filling out a doctor's information form.

... You mic your infant with a wireless lapel and record him 24/7 onto a Nagra because "you can't miss his first words".

... Your set up your alarm clock beeps in surround.

... You're at a board meeting and the CEO just finished chewing you out for not selling enough Ke$ha records and all the time you're looking at a Radio Shack SPL meter and your only reply to him is "Wow, you hit 110 dB!"

... You make your kids play out in the cold to get them sick so you can record their flegmy throats.

... You look for an EQ knob on your mother in-law because when she's angry that 2.5K is too harsh for you.

... You have a road case for your wallet and your pencil.

... You turn to your date in the movie theater while watching Titanic and ask her "why did they mic Leo with a lapel when he's neck-high in water?"

... You stop a wedding vow as the minister says "you may now kiss the bride" to adjust the SM57 to be pointed more directly at the minister while he's at the podium.

... You constantly are being stopped at the airport security check because you have 10 mics and a portable recorder in your backpack.

... You move someone you are having a casual conversation with to a different corner of the room so there is better acoustics.

... You tell your wife to stop chewing so loudly because you can't stand mouth noise.

... You get in fights with teenagers at the movies to secure the middle of the theater because it's the "sweet spot"

... You ask for your money back because the theater's right speaker was down .5 dB in the high-end.

... Your license plate says "MS OR DIE"

... Your kid's names are "Pink Noise" and "1K".

... You leave the beach because "you can't take the tape hiss".

... Your bedroom and bathroom is lined with aurolex.

... You make your kids play out in the cold to get them sick so you can record their flegmy throats.

... You look for an EQ knob on your mother in-law because when she's angry that 2.5K is too harsh for you.

... You have a road case for your wallet and your pencil.

... You turn to your date in the movie theater while watching Titanic and ask her "why did they mic Leo with a lapel when he's neck-high in water?"

... You stop a wedding vow as the minister says "you may now kiss the bride" to adjust the SM57 to be pointed more directly at the minister while he's at the podium.

... You constantly are being stopped at the airport security check because you have 10 mics and a portable recorder in your backpack.

... You move someone you are having a casual conversation with to a different corner of the room so there is better acoustics.

... You tell your wife to stop chewing so loudly because you can't stand mouth noise.

... You get in fights with teenagers at the movies to secure the middle of the theater because it's the "sweet spot"

... You ask for your money back because the theater's right speaker was down .5 dB in the high-end.

... Your license plate says "MS OR DIE"